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Eating Starburst as one of your “five a day”

Monday, March 16th, 2009

Starburst (a.k.a Opal Fruits, if you insist, but come on – they changed the name in 1998) now have “50% more fruit juice”.

Which made me wonder, how much Starburst would you have to eat for it to count as one of your “five a day” fruit and vegetables?

  • There 45 grams per pack.
  • According to the ingredients, the fruit juice content is 13%
  • So that makes 5.85g of fruit juice per pack

Now, 250ml of fruit juice is one of your “five a day”. Assuming that’s about 250g of juice, that means you would need to consume over 42 packs for it to count.

Or to put it another way, nearly 2 kilos of Starburst.

So that is how much Starburst the government recommends you eat, per day. Yes. That is what Gordon Brown himself has decided is the correct daily intake.

And with 403 calories per 100g, you’ll consume 7750 calories (3.1 times your Recommended Daily Allowance), and with 61.2g of sugar per 100g, you’ll consume 1.176kg of sugar. Which might contribute slightly to the obesity problem but at least you’ll be eating at least one fifth of the fruit and vegetables you require, and that’s good because they’re full of antioxidants and stuff.

An email from a lazy student

Monday, March 2nd, 2009

I just got this email from a lazy Computer Science student:

From: s***a r** [mailto:s***a_999@live.co.uk]
Sent: 01 March 2009 22:10
To: alex@axeuk.com
Subject: hey!

hey

i waz jus goin through http://www.textadventures.co.uk/ and i came across ur id so i thought u might b able to help me.m a first year computer science student.i recently got ma java assignment which requires me to develop a text based interactive game using bluej.i hv already started coding ma game bt m stuck now.i dont knw how to add objects in to game.i will rly appreciate if u could help me wid this.m rly confused n nervous n da assignment is due this month.

hope to hear frm u soon

take care

PEACE!!

THANX FOR READIN THIS MAIL =D

Of course, I’ve got not much else to do except homework for random lazy students who can’t even type properly. Just a shame I know nothing about Java, otherwise I’d be only too keen to assist the dismal no-hoper.